be well. do good.

afternoonsnoozebutton: “Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:20:36 -0400

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

hellogiggles: ITEM OF THE DAY: KELLY OXFORD’S ‘EVERYTHING IS...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:55:11 -0400

hellogiggles:

ITEM OF THE DAY: KELLY OXFORD’S ‘EVERYTHING IS PERFECT WHEN YOU’RE A LIAR’

by Jennifer Still

http://bit.ly/10zDc8B

brands: The Great Gatsby on Tumblr

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:54:27 -0400

brands:

The Great Gatsby on Tumblr

"Many of us are tempted to think that if we suffer, the only important thing is to be relieved of our..."

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 14:47:18 -0500

““Many of us are tempted to think that if we suffer, the only important thing is to be relieved of our pain. We want to flee it at all costs. But when we learn to move through suffering, rather than avoid it, then we greet it differently. We become willing to let it each us. We even begin to see how God can use it for some larger end. Suffering becomes something other than a nuisance or curse to be evaded at all costs, but a way into deeper fulfillment. Ultimately mourning means facing what wounds us in the presence of One who can heal.””

- Henri Nouwen (Confessions of a Good Christian Girl: The Secrets Women Keep and the Grace that Saves Them)

#PrayersAnswered

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:04:14 -0500

#PrayersAnswered

Amazed by this #nptech campaign from MTV. Interactive, real -...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:24:16 -0500

Amazed by this #nptech campaign from MTV. Interactive, real - you can’t help but “look.”

Think You Know the Backstory?

Then he said, “You’re doing this, because I say so. And from now on, you call me Daddy.” Go inside the Backstory.

http://TheBackstory.MTV.com/

"The first time you fall in love it’s such a transcendental feeling, you know, it’s like eating..."

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 12:56:58 -0500

“The first time you fall in love it’s such a transcendental feeling, you know, it’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. And love makes people do crazy things, like kill people, or shop at Crate & Barrel. It makes us all a little delusional. I think our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets there’s some part of us that thinks, “I have a secret special skill that no one knows about, and if they knew, they’d be amazed.” And eventually we meet someone who’s like, “You have a secret special skill!” And you’re like, “I know! So do you!” And they’re like, “I know!” And then you’re like, “We should eat pizza ice cream together.” And that’s what love is. It’s this mountain of pizza ice cream and delusion.”

- Mike Birbiglia
Sleepwalk with me (via mranonymous12)

"Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. Not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not..."

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 09:00:23 -0500

“Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. Not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your hearts be troubled, neither let them be afraid.”

- John 14:27

Instagram Blog: Announcing Instagram Profiles on the Web!

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:19:39 -0500

Instagram Blog: Announcing Instagram Profiles on the Web!:

instagram:

You’ve asked for Instagram on the web and we’ve listened. Over the next few days, we’ll be rolling out Instagram profiles on the web!

Your web profile features a selection of your recently shared photographs just above your profile photo and bio, giving others a snapshot of the photos you share…

@MTVInsights: 50 SHADES OF NERD

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 15:36:50 -0400

@MTVInsights: 50 SHADES OF NERD:

50 Shades of Nerd. Hint: it’s micro.

mtvinsights:

By Alison Hillhouse, MTV Insights

Drake wannabees, Japan-o-philes and Asian Gangsters certainly aren’t cliques you would’ve found in high school 20 years ago. And a “nerd” might have been more monolithically caricatured as Screech from Saved by the Bell… instead of today’s breed of nerds that…

reblorg: Our five favorite responses to this week’s photochop...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 18:00:07 -0400

reblorg:

Our five favorite responses to this week’s photochop challenge!

Featured above: Totally Fucking Radical, Challenger, hellaposer, HammerMeetNail, and Paperlilies.

Each will receive Tumblr t-shirts and random items I’ll steal from the desks of other Tumblr employees. Thanks to everyone who made something!

— topher

when a project is already well underway and someone who likes to change things is added

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 07:58:52 -0400

worst ever! thisadvertisinglife:

when someone suggests doing a flash mob for a campaign

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:56:40 -0400

thisadvertisinglife:

Shout out to @raejada.

8bitfuture: 51% Of People Think Stormy Weather Affects ‘Cloud...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 18:57:41 -0400

8bitfuture:

51% Of People Think Stormy Weather Affects ‘Cloud Computing’

A survey of 1,000 people by Citrix showed the slightly disturbing result, along with that fact that 95% don’t think they’ve ever used cloud computing - even though they are actually frequently using it:

65 percent bank online, 63 percent shop online, 58 percent use social networking sites such as Facebook or Twitter, 45 percent have played online games, 29 percent store photos online, 22 percent store music or videos online, and 19 percent use online file-sharing. All of these services are cloud based.

brights, without looking rainbow. bridalsnob: Pops of color...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:54:43 -0400

brights, without looking rainbow. bridalsnob:

Pops of color everywhere :)

bridalsnob: Ombre petals :)

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:54:25 -0400

bridalsnob:

Ombre petals :)

idea for shower/engagement party host...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:54:15 -0400

idea for shower/engagement party host favors.

bridalsnob:

Wedding Favor Idea: Sophisticated succulents {Yay or Nay?}

less the fuzz. natural. LAVENDAR. bridalsnob: Free-flow wedding...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:52:34 -0400

less the fuzz. natural. LAVENDAR. bridalsnob:

Free-flow wedding bouquet.

bridalsnob: Floating Wedding Centerpiece

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:51:19 -0400

bridalsnob:

Floating Wedding Centerpiece

inspirezme: Introducing MoviePeg for iDevices, MoviePeg allows...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:48:40 -0400

inspirezme:

Introducing MoviePeg for iDevices, MoviePeg allows you to relax and enjoy your display. Great for setting it up in the kitchen when viewing a recipe or freeing your hands when watching a movie.

[via: MoviePeg]